Those who shit together, stay together

Thanks for joining me and welcome to my blog. My job is nothing fascinating but it does require me to be in lots of different places – conferences, client meetings, exhibiting. I have no set routine for work which I love about my job….however, my body is a stickler for routine – particularly toilet routine.

I was completely gobsmacked that only last month I was having a chat with my wife about toilet habits and I learned from her (and then confirmed on Google) that some adults only poo once every 3 days! and that’s normal!

I could happily poo 3 times a day. I’m not a huge guy – about 5’7 and weigh under 80kg but pooing is life.

So I’m starting this blog to give you all something to read whilst on the bog… I’m going to share with you my experiences whilst using the toilet in all the random places I use the toilet. Some funny, some not. Some world class toilets and others not worthy of my ass!

My body wants to explode about 9am every morning. I can usually hold it to about 10am comfortably. But by this time of the morning I could be anywhere from in the Houses of Parliament, on a train or on a toilet somewhere. In the last 7 years I’ve done some things to be able to get on a toilet that you guys wouldn’t be impressed with. Thankfully, I won’t be writing about many of those as I’ve forgotten most and I’m ashamed of the rest.

But, now that I’ve started this blog, I will update you with my latest experiences – and I’ll backdate the last couple of places I’ve been recently to get us started!

Enjoy reading and always feel free to tell me about your experiences!

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money
– WinningThePooh

 

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